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media - gallery - fanwork - music [ prev - next ] + Interview with a Juna (Part I) + by Shujin Shujin: Thankee for ‘avin’ me sir, tis a pleasure to be ‘ere! William: Er… Mr. Shaltea, is that- Shujin: Jus’ Shujin, if it pleases ye, formalities make me fur all bristly. William: I-I see… is that… on your head…? Shujin: Ah, ye like me bandanna? Fashioned it outta that lil’ doodad yer lads chucked at me along wit’ that dry ole suit. William: …That’s a necktie, Shujin, it goes around your neck… Shujin: Correction, sirrah, it CAN go around yer neck, but as ye can see, tis one o’ many things what can be fashioned fer far more sensible purposes! What kinda sense does it make tah clinch a lil’ noose aroun’ yer throat, says I – no sir, a bandanna this thingummy stays! William: Well, as our guests can see, you are certainly… well, you. Shujin: Thankee, sir, and I’m delighted to return the compliment! William: Uh… compliment… right…. So… Ah, yes, it appears as though your rise to fame and fortune began with the exciting project “Realms of Light and Shadow”; what can you tell us about your experience on the show? Shujin: It’s a real blast, y’know, gettin’ to play a swashbuckler what’s also a ‘ero! William: And you do all your own stunts? Shujin: Every death-defyin’ leap, every swing o’ the sword, every kiss’n ‘ug and swig o’ ale was all me, sirrah! William: Ladies and gentlemen, the Jackie Chan of foxes. What about your relations with the rest of the cast? Shujin: They’re all swell folk, Billy, all wunnerful people. Onscreen and off we’re a big fuzzy, scaly, what ‘ave ye family, and it’s jus’ great workin’ with ‘em. I can’t wait tah get back, but I’ve got a few big projects what need work done on the ‘ome front fer a bit. William: Would any of those ‘big projects’ have anything to do with those recently-released photos of you that have been appearing in the tabloids? Shujin: Sorry, mate, whooshin’ right o’er me ‘ead – exactly what photos are ye talkin’ about? William: Oh…. Er, actually, if you haven’t- Shujin: Wait… these ones right…?! William: Oh dear…. TO BE CONTINUED |